warped humor
11:12 p.m. - 14.04.02
It's late and I'm eating pound cake. Nothing says lovin like added pounds to my already prominent love handles. Yay love handles.
My brothers coming home soon. My sidekick in my warped little world of bad humor. Currently our conversation through IM's consists of my ex boyfriend and the fact that -- (being a second grade teacher) he would laugh incredibly hard at the fact that his students would accidentally call him mommy on random occasions. Thats rather surprising.... I dont know of many men who would repeatedly remind people of occurences in which they were referred to as anyones "mommy".
I say my brother and I have a warped sense of humor, but I stand corrected.