Arbys - They're not just roast beef
3:38 p.m. - 19.05.04
For anyone who knows what it is to have an Arbys Restaurant nearby, I'd like to question wether or not you know of anyone to ever state that they love arby's food.... hell, i'd settle for anyone who would be so bold as to say they even like arbys food... the prices are ridiculous and I wont even go into the effort that goes into their food preparation...
starving children in china wont even whole heartedly thank you for a meal from Arbys.... by moral codes they feel a requirement to thank you but if you look deep into their eyes you'll read "you make me sick you heartless mother f*cker".....
(... its true.. studies have shown it..)
... and before you even ask what the hell i'm rambling on about -- allow me to get to the point...
if you know of anyone who believes other than what I've just stated, this entry is meant as a warning solely for your protection...
With the above said, I've always been baffled by the number of years the business has been runnin...
suck as they may, they make great business and the customers, well, they keep on a'comin...
thats right... a'comin..
I've never quite been able to figure it all out..
.. until last night,that is.
Apparently Hellmart has finally decided to loosen the leash and allow us overnighters to leave the vicinity during our lunch break.
It's 2:30 a.m. and Bean, not having eaten since 12 hours previous, was starving. Considering the time of night and the limited options, the closest thing to real food we could get was Arbys. So off we go, order our food and await at the pick-up window...
.. and we wait...
.. and we wait...
... and we wait...
we feel abandoned and consider the thought of leaving when a red pickup truck pulls into the exit, stares into the car for 45 seconds and commences the throw down of gang signs...
gang signs.
The pickup window finally opens, the money is handed over and alas, the truck backs up and races off into the night....
... we're handed our food as the Arbys employer seems oblivious to whats just gone down...
just as we begin to leave, we're told to have a safe night.
.... safe night my ass. Arbys has gone to the gangs of the chicagoland area....
... and it explains so much.
I suppose my biggest fear is that we may now have to eat there every night otherwise we take the risk of being tracked down and beaten to a bloody pulp....
and still be forced to eat arbys...
its a lose/lose situation.... from this point on- my life will never be the same...
... don't cry for me diaryland.... save yourselves... for the love of God...
... save yourselves.....