epitome of a Bean
5:52 p.m. - 30.07.03
Aloha diaryland. Oh how you've missed me so. I can tell by the lack of notes and messages showering me with love. Its a clear indication that no one will speak to me until I put them out of their misery and finally update....
... or so I elude myself into believing.
It seems in order for some attention around here, one must either make racial slurs, suicide threats, or molest other users via their questmap doohickeymajigs....
... and well, to be quite honest, racial slurs arent' my thing and suicide threats would only be followed up with what I imagine to be encouragement... sooo I'm safest to stick to my third option....
.. not that i'm complaining.
In other news, I'm not sure how many of you noticed, but hell did manage to freeze over for a short period of time between 9:30 and 10 o'clock this morning.
For it was at this time in which Bean was happily making her way down the streets of Beanville with a complete stranger who I'm told has the magical powers to grant Bean permission to nearly run you off the road if you piss me off....
.... and its all legal.
ah yes, that magical stranger, fairy god-fatherish really. After all was said and done, I passed the test and was granted permission...
... next step is to find a car. I'm thinking something in a loud, bright shade of yellow. Cute enough to say "I'm cute" and powerful enough to say "I'll kick your ass"....
the epitome of a Bean.