bad week for my newborn
1:49 p.m. - 27.03.04
I came out of a long nights work Wednesday morning and was soon alerted that there was a small 'ding' on the passenger door of my car....
... not that its the first incident of abuse my car has taken..... but the first in which I wasn't the abuser...and thats entirely unacceptable...
i suspect a shopping cart was flung in the direction of my car and hit...
mind you there was no wind that night... this was the work of human force meets metal buggy.... meets bright yellow paint job... meets one angry little bean...
.. but alas... there was nothing i could do about it that very second so i drove home and cried to mommy...
"dont worry dear.... dad will fix it"...
and in dad i believe...
he has yet to fix it but its really not brain surgery....
and because that wasn't enough... I blew out the front driver side tire the next morning....
the story goes I was cut off by an elderly man and was forced into a pothole...
the reality goes I didnt see the damn pothole, was driving too fast and bam... i hit.
lucky for me i was roughly 20 feet from a light which would allow me to enter a major parking lot...
... in which i stepped out, saw the front tire flatter than paris hilton without a bra...
... not a pretty picture folks...
so my next step would be to call triple A....
but nay ... nay i say... i had something better.. i had... triple dad...
"dont worry dear.... dad will fix it"...
and fix it he did...
or at least fixed it to where my beautiful baby instantly transformed into ghetto ride with three beautiful tires with sparkling stock rims ... and a damn donut
needless to say my bottom lip jutted out the entire ride home...
so today.... today the tire is fixed, my fourth beautiful tire and stock rim is back where it belongs and though i still remain with a small ding, its minimal....
fathers are wonderful beings...