homewrecking is my specialty
1:24 p.m. - 13.10.03
nowhere in my horoscopes do i recall reading "this is your month of straight drama. do not leave your home.".....
... i guess thats partly because I dont read horoscopes, but I'm pretty damn sure had I read them they wouldn't have prepared me for such nonsense.
Lucky for Bean, the parents are out of town visiting their firstborn grandaughter.... who can truly stay mad at anyone after spending time with a newborn baby???
Good lookin out baby girl.... someone remind me to buy this beautiful child a car when she's 16.... good lookin out...
So now bean is free and clear of parental prosecution....
.... or so she thought.
Just to fill you in on what else Beans been up to I should probably mention that the Uncousin is officially on the brink of bringing his business to town.
Being his graphic designer, this means I've spent a few days over the Uncousins crib discussing graphics, vinyl, money and learning a few tricks of the trade....
Well apparently in the eyes of his mother-in-law the only trick of the trade is Bean as she made it quite clear what she thought of me last night when I went to drop off the printed copy of my latest graphic design.
"What the hell is going on out there? I don't think your mother would appreciate what your doing over here so late! You're going to have to start coming over in the daytime when myself or his wife is home because this is ridiculous! What would your mother say? I know she wouldn't approve!!"
Uhh.. excuse me?
Dumbfounded that anyone would treat the bean in such a manner, I had absolutely nothing to say so I simply left the man with his graphics, got in my car and left.
... now it'd be one thing if this bitch was some nobody but we all must remember this is coming from an "aunt". To stand there and treat her niece like a random girl off the streets was extremely insulting.
And out came the tears...
... and my cell phone -- to which I called my mother to get answers on wether or not she had discussed this with the "aunt"...
much to my surprise Mother said she never agreed to a damn thing and was highly offended herself...
... she now seems to be in "wait till I get home and straighten this lady out because nobody treats my daughter like Jerry Springers trash" mode.
Yay mom.
Theres gonna be some ass whoopin when she gets home next week.
Yay ass whoopin.
As for now the Uncousin and I are both left feeling insulted and belittled.
But I'll be damned if I'm accused of being a homewrecker without getting a piece of booty....
damned I tell you!
(kidding)... sorta
And if that wasnt enough I got cold shouldered from "gameboy" last night.
I have a feeling the entire situation with my parents was more than he was willing to put up with and now things are awkward and he either doesnt want anything to do with me ...
.. or...
he's been affected by the ways of the Bean and doesn't know how to handle it...
... because we all know how bean has her ways of making men smitten with passion and desire....
.. right.
So yeah I'm guessing he doesn't want much more to do with me -- but going past the highschool games of giving the silent treatment, I'm simply going to go day by day and see if he eventually comes to his senses...
if not, well it was fun while it lasted and I for one am happy to say I had a beautiful man (inside and out) in my life for a while.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must call the Uncousin for our usual 2 o'clock sex session....
..adieu.