woah.. wait, bean is a girl?
12:53 p.m. - 21.07.03
The lack of updates can be blamed on the ExBoyfriend.... the Exboyfriend who finally returned my call after two attempts to reach him over the past several months....
... it can also be blamed on the parents being out of town, encouraging our "reconciliations" to be had in nearly every room in the house at nearly any hour of the day without the worry of unexpected interruptions...
.. the details of which I shall keep confidential as I'm certain they would bore most to tears...
note that I said the lack of updates could be blamed on the above...
.. of course it'd be further convincing if I blamed it on actual true events, but nobodys perfect....
no, instead I've been here and there spending money, watching movies, working and sleeping.
I did manage to meet with a small group of coworkers for lunch last week. It pretty much sealed my theory on nightly hellmart associates having no life outside of work.
Apparently it confuses people when Bean wears anything outside of 'work clothes'. I think somewhere in hellmarts rules of employment it now states "Employees shall not engage in having an identity outside of the store which does not denote the Hellmart perception of said employee"
which basically translates into "Bean shall be confined to oversized shirts and old pairs of jeans, never revealing an ounce of femininity."
I'm sorry... I believe I missed the part of the application which revealed there was an underground beauty pageant and to dress like a woman would confuse the male judges...
... silly bean.. what were you thinking?
yes, one would think my lack of a life should equal a lack of journal material, but like anything else I've been asked of - when the time comes... you pull it straight out of your ass, slap a title on it and call it a day.