a 3some with J.D.
12:49 p.m. - 07.01.04
I was going to write up an entry...
... really, I was....
unfortuneatly.. or i should say fortuneatly my friend and I have a date with Jack Daniels....
.. and I'm running late...
so now you must sit and deal with the fact that this "update" really isn't an update at all...
.. and by typing I'm doing nothing but wasting more of your time...
... yet I don't stop typing...
... and you don't stop reading...
... imagine all the other things you could have been doing in the last 10 seconds...
.. productive things...
like sharpening a pencil...
... pondering your existence...
... pondering Paris Hilton's existence...
.. and now you've lost that precious time... and you'll never get it back...
I've taken it from you...
.. and now I shall go and think about what I've done...
.. with a shot of tequila...