little pablo & veggie tales
5:36 p.m. - 17.01.04
I've come to the realization that vegetables arent your friends....
I hated them as a child and now that I'm older I've somehow come to wonder why I've hated them when steamed veggies with a hint of oriental dressings or sauces can be rather wonderful...
.. until of course your digestive system gets through with them...
... lets just say I feel as though I've just given some form of unnatural evil birth...
... and i shall name it Pablo!
And because Pablo is more than you've ever wanted or needed to know I shall now continue on as if he never happened....
In other news, I've made several threats of leaving my job over the past 3 weeks...
... empty threats that is...
management seems to be taking notice and have thus nominated me for Associate Of The Month.....
... I'm up against a Gimp and an Idiot...
sadly to say.. this is one competition i'm sure to win...
the prize consists of a $25 gift card and my picture framed for one and all to see...
.. and somehow this is supposed to encourage me to stay at my job?
Perhaps I can convince them to frame little Pablo in my place...
and though I'd like to continue on with this update, I'm slowly starting to realize my ass is in need of a much softer place to sit at the moment....
so if you'll all excuse me I must now allow the healing process to commence...
.... let this be a lesson to you all....