dinner and a show
7:32 p.m. - 10.07.03
Had I waited a few hours to update last night I probably would have had a better update...
had the manager of pizza hut not made us wait fifteen minutes standing by the register I probably would have had great pictures to share....
unfortuneatly the best i have is a couple extremely fuzzy shots of the cop cars:
Little did I know that I was in for dinner and a show last night.
Originally the plan was to go to work for some overtime... yet upon glancing in the mirror Bean found herself having an incredible hairday in which she cancelled her ride to work and instead called the BestFriend to get some grub and entertainment for a while...
Apparently a crowd of Little Leaguers were celebrating with their coaches and a few other parents when we arrived and were seated.
Upon ending their meal, they all got up and made their way to the parking lot where we later found out there was an exchange between words....
"Stop throwing rocks at that car!!"
(throws another rock)
"STOP IT! You're going to get in trouble!"
(push, push, shove, shove.... fight)
and as much as they were pried and pulled apart, they just kept coming back swinging...
ah, and this should be the part where I mention no kids partook in the fight... these were two adults .... grown folk.
It took all of 5 minutes before the children re-entered the building while the little girls stared in awe and the little boys giggled and mentioned the sight of a gun....
... it was about that time management pondered the calling of police...
(..apparently theres no need for a college degree when working Pizza Hut management....)
eventually the police arrived and all was being dealt with outside while inside Bean was gnawing at a breadstick and glancing back at the once peaceful table they had all spent a good time at 15 minutes prior...
the once peaceful table that now empty, revealed the reason the adults had become rather hostile....
there had to have been at LEAST 30 beer bottles ... with 7 adults.... you figure at LEAST two of them HAD to be designated drivers so that left 5 adults sharing 30 beers...
you do the math.
Suddenly theres a booming voice at the register... emanating from a rather large scraggly blonde who appeared to have just crawled out of a dumpster:
"HELLO!?! Does anyone actually work here or are we all watching the window??????????"
Employees scurried back to their positions which apparently wasn't enough for the hag.. she then felt the need to reprimand the 17 year old waitress who had the luxury of cleaning up the beer infested table left by the mongrels in the parking lot...
words were exchanged as the dumpster hag made for the door repeatedly calling management and the waitress "FAT BITCHES"...
as luck would have it, we had the front row seats as our booth was the first upon entering...
Bean suddenly went from gnawing breadsticks to nearly choking on her breadstick and ghetto'izing while yelling out "Fat whatta?? God damn, woman! I KNOW you ain't talkin with THOSE hips and ass"
that to which ALL eyes in the joint went from watching the fiasco OUTSIDE to errupting in laughter and taunting the woman in defense of the Pizza Hut staff...
... the woman then left as the waitress ran out the emergency exit to beat her ass...
.. unfortunately management pried her back in before there was any physical contact....
I guess we were only entitled to one fight per night...
It wasn't until the police actually walked into the building in which Bean dropped her pizza and remembered she had a camera phone...
regardless of whats right and wrong snaps were shot but due to the plasticy windows of the joint, the pictures were of little value and zero quality...
damn you plastic windows... damn you...
So I guess what I'm trying to say here is if you're ever in the Illiana area (that would be the connecting point between illinois/indiana) and are in need of dinner and a show...
i highly recommend the local pizza hut...
