the horror!
6:06 p.m. - 01.07.03
A few words of advice - brought to you by The Bean herself;
when walking along with a group of people, for the love of GOD, always pay attention to whats in front of you....
common sense say you? .... yeah well, screw you says I.... had I been warned with said advice last night I could have been spared the trauma... the horror...
THE HORROR!
alright, so once again, I'm guilty of slight exaggeration, but alas you know not my coworkers and their taunts... their seemingly endless search for reasons to torment the souls of the innocent....
it seems the joke on calling me "bighead" has eased up lately.. the HeadJerk has actually been rather quiet ... eerily quiet ... until last night that is...
.. last night Bean was merrily making her way back to the salesfloor from lunch with a group of coworkers including the HeadJerk...
.. it was along this merry way in which Bean was distracted by racks of pretty summer clothes which caused her head to turn away from where she was going......
... what she failed to notice was the HeadJerk had stopped about two steps in front of her when suddenly, and without warning ...
*smak*
... the left hand went straight to his ass...
Suddenly everything froze....
I paused as the only words that were able to come out of my mouth were...
"Oh JESUS Christ"...
... and I cried...
cried because I knew that soon this would blow up into an entirely new string of jokes on the Bean...
cried because I knew I'd never live this one down...
cried because.... I TOUCHED HIS ASS!
after much deliberation I eventually gave up on the idea of amputation...
naturally, before our shift was over management herself was notified of my "sexual harrasment" and giggled at the fact...
giggled at the misfortunes of Bean...
And though it could have been hallucinations from fatigue, I could have sworn that upon arriving home and falling into bed, even waterhead pooh was shaking his head in disappointment..
... once again...I have been forsaken..