chocolate is evil
3:50 p.m. - 16.02.04
I trust some of us had a lovely valentines day... i also trust some of us had a shitty valentines day...
as for yours truly, I had a Saturday... nothing entirely special but chillin with a friend watching movies, drinking and savoring every morsel of our chocolate cheesecake....
...one can never go wrong with chocolate.
Consequently I fell asleep with a stomach ache and dreamt I had a child that nobody would allow me to see.
I spent 5 days screaming for my child only to find out it was given up for adoption by my parents....
... who the father is I guess I'll never know, but I like to think it was one of the 3 fine young men that followed me home from shopping at Kohls last night..
luckily it wasn't my home they followed me to, rather the BestFriends house as I went to pick her up for a dinner date....
Is it humanly possible for one to gain 10 pounds in the span of 3 days?
probably not, and though I am pretty well known to be an overachiever, I assume I simply feel as if I've swallowed a ten pound turkey...
.. especially when dealing with cheesecake, alcohol and dining at the Olive Garden...
... over the last three days I believe the healthiest thing popped into my mouth were lowfat animal crackers....
...with chocolate milk...
... if anyone needs me for the rest of the month, I'll be moving into the gym until my self-consciousness allows me to come back home...
chocolate is evil