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bean the fashion queen

Bean looked like she was ready for halloween this morning...

scraggly hair, a fuzzball infested black sweater and a pair of blue jeans that were meant for someone roughly 5'2" tall....... (please note that Bean is 5'6" tall).

Apparently I had forgotten how desperately laundry needed to be done last night...

it wouldn't have been so bad except for the fact that I had school to attend.

Art school.

The same school which houses many fashion design students who have zero physical flaws with the utmost trendiest of walk-in closets....

the same school Bean walks around twice a week wearing the biggest chip on her shoulder while punking out said fashion design students...

..yeah, that one....


I suppose I could always blame this on the brother of a pirate....

actually, I DO blame this on the brother of a pirate, but alas I was left to fend for myself this morning after leaving the house the way I did....

surprisingly enough, I noticed those less fortunate then the Bean to which, I'd really like to dedicate my entry to this fine Thursday afternoon.


To the super slim brother on the El Train, I would like to say:

if I can determine the contents of your front pocket - everything from your cell phone, to your credit card, to a stick of gum........ then you should know that your jeans are a tad too snug....

... from the very fact that I now have said mans name, credit card # and expiration date; we could all learn a lesson from this one....


To the big-boneded man dressed in all white who also made his debut on the "el";

if you're over 300 pounds and you know you'll be doing a lot of running around in the city.... (running, walking, whatever) ......do the city of chicago a favor and deodorize. If you happen to be too far from home, please don't hesitate to ask fellow pedestrians to donate to your "stop-the-funk foundation"

.... give peace a chance folks... give peace a chance.


and of course, to the blonde bombhag who stumbled onto the 'el' sporting a lovely pair of crooked high heels;

if you're ass is twice the size of kansas and u still insist on wearing spandex pants, please, please do your best to refrain from stepping onto the train with a huge slab of pizza hanging out of your mouth ... especially if the lady before you was a slim, gorgeous blonde munching on an apple...

try sporting a bottled water next time... at least make us believe your somewhat concerned with your appearance... spandex forgives, society doesn't....


and last but not least.... to the adorably mismatched uncoordinated snob chic on the "El".......

next time do your damn laundry instead of being a stubborn mule digging up dirt on poor defenseless crackheads!


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a scooby doo marathon to watch.......

bwahahaha

4:22 p.m. - 22.05.03

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